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Everyone knows that when you have children, you have to conform your schedule to everything that is in your children's schedule. It was a weekend day and I waited to take my shower until my daughter was ready to take a nap. My son was 3 at the time, so I put a movie in and took a really quick shower. I wasn't in there more than 5 minutes. When I got out, my son was crying. I went into the kitchen to find him sitting on top of the refrigerator. He was stuck. I don't know how he got up there, but he did. He said that he was looking for candy. I now take my showers when my husband is home.

Another weekend story here. My son woke up before my husband and I and got his sister out of bed. I woke up panicked, because I heard them downstairs. I got up and ran downstairs to find the biggest mess that I had ever seen! My daughter was sitting in the middle of the livingroom floor (it is carpeted) laughing with raw eggs in her hair and dripping down her face. That's not the only place that the eggs were. They had broken them all over the cream colored carpet, the furniture and the kitchen floor. This was right before Easter, so there were 2 1/2 dozen of them. Mixed in with the eggs were sour cream, chocolate milk mix, carmel apple dip, bacon bits, milk, etc... I took a picture for later blackmale.

My son has learned some things in daycare that I wish he would not of learned(from the other kids). Whenever we are in public, he has to announce to the world that he has passed gas. He screams, "I FARTED!!!" I try to hush him and he screams it louder. Then my daughter has to join in and make a song out of it.

One day Jessica was throwing a huge fit because she wanted to "poop on the sidewalk" Obviously that was out of the question. A couple of days later, I went to pick up my children at daycare. All of the kids were outside except Jessica. When I got up to the teacher, she said that Jessica was inside getting changed. Apparently she had squated down and pooped on the sidewalk in front of where the teacher was sitting. She was very proud of herself and made sure that she told everyone. I guess she got her way.

I will update this page as I remember new things and as new things happen!

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